Imaginary Story by DR

Once upon a time there was a man whose name was ColePop.
There was another man named Kyky.
They loved guns. They wanted a bazooka. There mom said "NO WAY HOSEY!!!"
Also KyKy said "but mom..." Mom said "No buts, go to your room now KyKy!"
And he said "no".
Kyky got a big, big spanking from his big, big mama.
ColePop said "well it is Christmas KyKy, Merry Christas KyKy have a very Merry Christmas".
Kyky said "mama". She said "what do you want? I thought I said go to your room!"
"But mama" Colepa said and you go to your room before you get a bigger spankin from a baseball bat.
Mama but I need to tell you something and I am going to get the baseball bat.
I am going to bed now though. Okay.
Mama will you buy me a bazooka now?
Mom said no!
Mama it is Christmas.
I know you barnacle head.
I was just saying mama.
Well you are right but is there anything else you want for Christmas.
KyKy said well yes there is a girlfriend.
What? I am not getting you a girlfriend. She should tell you to pop that zit on your nose.
But my girlfriend woudln't say to pop my zit.
I don't even have a zit.
Yes you do you have a zit right on your butt!
I can pop your zit with tweezers. We don't have any tweezers. How about a baseball bat. No!
Colepop said can I pop it? With what? A beestinger. The end.

By Debra